Joke

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "got any peanuts?"
The bartender says "no."

The comes in again the next day and asks "got any peanuts?"
The bartender says "no, you asked me that yesterday."

In comes the duck for the third day and asks "got any peanuts?"
Frustrated the bartender says "you ask me that again and I'll nail your feet to the table."

The duck comes in again says "got any nails?"
The bartender says "no."
The duck says "got any peanuts?"